JOHN GRISHAM HAS NOTHING ON ME

Tinker Tailor Soldier Murder

This Little Piggy Went to Murder

A Slight Case of Murder in the Murdery

Monkey Murder, Monkey Murder

Godspeed! You Murder

The X-Files, with Scully and Murder

Murderfuck You

Serving Up Murder, Well-Murdered, With a Side Murder of Murder, All Covered in a Rich, Murder Murder. Serves Two, If They Are Murdered. Murder Added for Murders of Fifteen or More.

The Mill on the Floss. Murder.

BECAUSE I FOUND OUT HIS FIRST NAME WAS PELHAM

The Taking of PG Wodehouse 1-2-3

FUNNY OBSERVATIONAL HUMOR BLAH BLAH

Oh my god….you know how you get a song stuck in your head? I’ve TOTALLY had this song in my head all day. It’s that one that goes: “penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis"? It used to be on the radio all the time?