POTENTIAL SITCOM CATCH-PHRASES THAT I’M OFFERING FOR SALE TO ANY INTERESTED PRODUCERS:

“Shirley Bassey?!”
“Well happy birthday, Princess Banana!”
“I’m a-gonna rape-a you eyeballs!”
“Grover Cleveland was the only US president elected to two non-consecutive terms!”
“Hey-yo Rick Wakeman!”
“I am a lineman for the county!”
“Catherine-Zeta Boobies!”
“I’ll put MY penis in YOUR vagina! WITH permission!”
“Oh god! The baby! Not the baby!”
“Shave and a haircut, I pooed!”