[work in progress] I'M ON MY LAST NERVE WITH YOU

You did say the copy place on Maple, correct? You could not have meant Maple, as there is no copy place on Maple street anywhere. There was once….Swifty Copies was on Maple in the middle of the block, where a real estate office is now, but that hasn’t been there since 1997. Is this what you were thinking of? I do not think so, for that would means you would have confused past with present. Is that what you did? You were thinking it was 1997. It is not. It is 2007 and that is why you said the copy place on Maple. You are in the wrong time, or else you do not remember what time it is. If you want, I will tell you all of the events in the world from the past ten years. This will help you become acclimatized to the present.
But we’ll get to that later.
So you wanted me to pick up your order at “that” copy place supposedly on Maple….WITH the caveats I said previously. You understand that this is not possible anymore, correct? I can explain it to you again if you do not understand. It is not the year 1997 anymore, nor any year previous to that. How in this God’s Earth could I pick up your order at Swifty Copies when for the love of God it doesn’t exist anymore? Jesus Godamn Christ, you certainly make completely unreasonable requests.